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The piece you’re reading now is by Liam Sharma. Liam was the first known male to have a beauty column at a national newspaper in New Zealand (Stuff), where he was born. Liam now works at an eminent global cosmetic company and is the Editor of Sauce Magazine. The words he writes and colours he dreams often don’t yet exist.
Liam writes his ‘Word Vomit’ column for News & Reviews Magazine each month. Here are some of his latest:
I landed in Phuket on Monday and immediately reactivated my Tinder profile because the app pops off in Asia. It’s a mass market, and I have a bank of approved photos of me pouting my dry lips like a cat’s bumhole.
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